Done Right: Hard Candy “The Heisenberg”

Breaking Bad Blue Meth Hard Candy

Breaking Bad, after months of sobriety from new episodes, we’re getting the itch and about to fall off the wagon. The premiere of the 5th season is finally here! In 12 Steps, we will school you on making our hard candy, “The HEISENBERG”, Yo.

First of all, this recipe is for whole-sell amounts. We don’t produce for that nickel and dime shit. This is GLUT LIFE. Equipment you’ll need is a heavy gauge stainless steel pot, candy thermometer, whisk, baking sheets, Pyrex measuring cups and dish. Ingredients are…….

  • 1 Cup Distilled Water
  • 1 1/2 Cup Light Corn Syrup
  • 4 Cups Sugar
  • 1/2 Tsp Cream of Tartar
  • 8 Drops of Blue Food Coloring
  • 1/8 Cup Blue Curacao
  • Pinch of Chili Powder

Ok, it’s time to cook. This is where you really need to pay attention, Yo.

In the stainless pot mix in the water, sugar, corn syrup, and cream of tartar. Bring mixture to 260 degrees and stir in the “Blue Magic”. 1/8 cup of Blue Curacao.

Once the mixture reaches 300 degrees and not a degree over, it’s time to pull it from the heat and stir in 8 drops of food coloring. This is chemistry, degrees matter. Or the batch is ruined. Burnt sugar will not make the cartels happy. Carefully pour into a Pyrex Dish or baking tray and let cool unrefrigerated .

It’s time to “fuck Tuco up!” Add a pinch of the special ingredient, some Chili P, Yo.

Let the batch sit for at least an hour to harden. Once harden, it’s time to break out the hammer and start breaking the crystal up.

“This is glass grade. I mean, you got…Jesus, you got crystals in here 2 inches, 3 inches long. This is pure glass. You’re a damn artist! This is art, Mr. White!”

After an all night cooking session, it’s time to kick back.

Oh and to all the cookie cutter food bloggers… STAY OFF OUR TURF, BITCH.

21 comments

  1. Chris

    It looks a bit green… is it possible that you overcooked it a bit? It’s difficult to keep it blue. I know it… I tried it. :)

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